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Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
I really wish people would stop thinking my horse...
I’m not joking when I say he’s for sale. Any good rider could succeed on him. So be honored if I even offer him to you to buy. Don’t laugh like he’s a joke. You’ll never beat him, so you minus well buy him!
Looking forward to the next day.
I’m so excited for the future right now! I’m ready to move into the new farm! Can’t wait for it to just be me and my horses! Excited for the trip to Memphis to train with Michael and ride all new horses! Excited to work with avatar and prove everyone he can be a great hunter. :) Life is great! God is good!
Sleep texting is the equivalent of drunk texting.
For all the girls with the muckers, half chaps and...