April 2012
142 posts
so you have your cousins
and then you have your first cousins
and then you have your second cousins
and then you have
Me at a horse show:
- Me: AW LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE
- Me: Oh my god I spent two hours on those braids this horse better be kidding me
- Me: OH MY GOD THAT PONY IS SO CUTE
- Me: What the hell does a green ribbon on the tail mean? Come bite me, I won't kick?
- Me: What's my class again?
- Me: Where's my number...I just put it down
- Me: Can somebody hold this horse while I put my helmet on?
- Me: I AM GOING TO DIE
- Me: Can you check my stirrups?
- Me: Can you check my girth?
- Me: I AM GOING TO DIE
- Me: Oh no you do not, you are going over that fence you little shit
- Me: The corner is not scary, I repeat, the corner is not scary
- Me: Did she say to walk or trot? Eh, I'll just see what everyone else does
- Me: What jump comes next
- Me: ...not that one?
- Me: ...oh
- Me: 3, 2...okay or we can just leave right here
- Me: Can I use that crop?
- Me: Is this your martingale?
- Me: Will you hold this horse while I pee?
- Me: I. NEED. WATER.
- Me: Those are definitely two feet higher than what you told me I was jumping
- Me: How in god's name am I going to remember this course
- Me: HEELS DOWN HEELS DOWN HEELS DOWN
- Me: You--are--a--little--shit
- Me: FOURTH? I GOT FOURTH?
- Me: I thought I was eliminated!
My radio told me its national honesty day.
So hit me up with opinions and questions! :)
My Thoughts While Tacking My Horse
- Me: Fuck my life, saddle pad is backwards.
- Me: Shit I forgot my girth again.
- Me: I really need to clean my tack.
- Me: I'll do that after I ride.
- Me: ...
- Me: Lol no I won't.
- Me: Alright suck it in fatty.
- Me: I know you're pushing out.
- Me: -.- ..
- Me: Seriously stop.
- Me: Alright give me your nose.
- Me: Stop resisting you're fine.
- Me: Take the goddamn bit, goddamnit.
- Me: Lol I'm like smashing his ears, my bad.
- Me: Forelocks are such a hassle.
- Me: Okay done, now let's not die today.
- pretty girl: i'd rather be called beautiful then hot
- me: i'll take what i can get
Thoughts while I'm in a jump-off
- Me: I got this. My track is shorter, I can go faster, I can make sharper turns. This round is mine. Let's do this shit.
- Me: God that is the most obnoxious start whistle-horn-shit-thing ever
- Me: Can't they change that? I mean, that could spook somebody.
- Me: Oh shit, focus.
- Me: Cleared the first jump, good start.
- Me: Must make tighter turns
- Me: Lengthen down the lines, lengthen down the lines, cover more ground faster, least strides as possible...
- Me: I didn't say to chip you friggin idiot are you kidding me!?!? THAT COULD'VE BEEN A RAIL!
- Me: Oh my god yay it stayed up though
- Me: Still not making tight enough turns
- Me: Aw shit. A combination.
- Me: Heels down heels down heels down
- Me: Didn't even count through that! Like a boss!
- Me: Oh damn I actually made an actual sharp turn holy crap balance balance balance
- Me: I hope my trainer saw that, that was niiiice
- Me: Almost there! Almost done!
- Me: C'mon I know we can be even speedier, let's go let's go let's go
- Me: Please don't let me knock the last one please don't let me knock the last one please don't let me knock the last one
- Me: Ah! I went clear!? Praise the lord. Most intense seconds of my life right there holy crap
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